{"product_id":"idiot-award-kristina-s-exclusive-morale-patch","title":"“Idiot Award” — Kristina’s Exclusive Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome patches recognise outstanding service. This one recognises outstanding cock-ups.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKristina and her brothers-in-arms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this personal patch is their special gift for those who make the most mistakes—or deliberately spoil everyone else’s work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Story Behind the Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery team has those moments when someone’s contribution leaves everyone else with more work to do. Kristina and her comrades decided those efforts deserved recognition of their own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe patch reads \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“ДОВБОЙОБ”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—which Kristina describes as “idiot” in a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003every\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e informal way. In English, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“fuckwit”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a closer match for its strength and tone. This is definitely no polite reprimand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreated as a pointed present, it delivers the team’s verdict in one unmistakable word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCongratulations. Your efforts have been noticed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA long rectangular camouflage patch with bold black Ukrainian lettering and a stitched border. The straightforward design lets the message do all the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnly Two Ways to Get One\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eServe alongside Kristina and receive one personally from her—or buy one here through Ukraine UK Aid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are Kristina’s personal patches, made in limited numbers and available to buy exclusively through us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce they’re gone, they’re gone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFortunately, buying yours here means you don’t have to earn it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonal design created by Kristina and her brothers-in-arms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold “ДОВБОЙОБ” lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCamouflage background with a stitched border\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLong rectangular shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExplicit Ukrainian humour with a personal story\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable to buy exclusively through Ukraine UK Aid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLimited numbers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeeping Kristina Moving\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve known Kristina since early 2023, when she was helping families displaced by war. Today, she serves with the Marines, flying reconnaissance drones on the front line.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour purchase helps us keep the L200 pickup we donated to her running, continuing the support we’ve given her for years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA questionable award. 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