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Kristina’s verdict: “Super sexist.” So naturally, she made him a patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by Kristina for her brother-in-arms with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003emilitary call sign “Healer,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this personal patch captures an exchange between comrades—with her response very much part of the joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Story Behind the Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs Kristina tells it, Healer experienced what Ukrainians call “bussification”—being picked up from the street in a minibus for military recruitment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe later joked that he wouldn’t have minded if the blue bus had been full of women.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKristina told him it was a “super sexist idea”—but made a special patch for him anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe result is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePUSSYfication\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: a blue minibus filled with cats and anime catgirls, complete with pink lettering and paw prints. The name adds a cheeky double meaning to the original slang, turning his remark into a visual joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a personal piece of banter, complete with Kristina’s disapproval and her willingness to make sure a memorable comment becomes impossible to live down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe made the comment. She had the last word—and designed the souvenir.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe rectangular patch features a blue minibus against a white background, framed by a black border. Cats and illustrated cat-eared characters fill the windows, while the mixed English and Ukrainian wording \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“PUSSYфікація”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eruns along the side in pink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnly Two Ways to Get One\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eServe alongside Kristina and receive one personally from her—or buy one here through Ukraine UK Aid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are Kristina’s personal patches, made in limited numbers and available to buy exclusively through us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce they’re gone, they’re gone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonal patch designed by Kristina for her comrade, call sign Healer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlue minibus illustration with cats and anime catgirls\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePink “PUSSYфікація” lettering and paw-print details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRectangular design with a black border\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable to buy exclusively through Ukraine UK Aid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLimited numbers, with a story straight from Kristina\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeeping Kristina Moving\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve known Kristina since early 2023, when she was helping families displaced by war. Today, she serves with the Marines, flying reconnaissance drones on the front line.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour purchase helps us keep the L200 pickup we donated to her running, continuing the support we’ve given her for years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn inside joke for your collection. Practical support for our friend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVisit \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/657774448877233\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUkraine UK Aid on Facebook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items for sale by Ukraine UK Aid have been brought back from Ukraine while completing missions in the country, unless stated otherwise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kristina","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58858504225149,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/7859\/4860\/files\/IMG_0417.jpg?v=1791373219","url":"https:\/\/ukraineukaid.org\/products\/pussyfication-kristina-s-exclusive-healer-morale-patch","provider":"Ukraine UK Aid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}