{"product_id":"towards-the-enemy-the-world-s-least-reassuring-rolling-pin-😂","title":"“Towards the Enemy” — The World’s Least Reassuring Rolling Pin 😂","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Towards the Enemy” — The World’s Least Reassuring Rolling Pin 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery kitchen has that one utensil nobody can identify. This one comes with an arrow and the Russian words \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“К ПРОТИВНИКУ” — “Towards the enemy.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhich feels a little excessive for pastry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hollow metal cylinder has scratches, scuffs, discolouration and a thoroughly unwelcoming inscription. Its original purpose remains unconfirmed, and there’s no accompanying history—so we’re offering it exactly as it stands: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ean unusual collectable with an excellent conversation starter printed on the side.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerhaps you collect military curiosities. Perhaps your display shelf needs something that makes visitors pause mid-sentence. Perhaps you simply appreciate an object whose entire personality is an arrow pointing towards trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e visibly worn, with rough edges and surface marks, as pictured. Empty metal casing only, offered for display.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe rolling-pin description is strictly a joke. Your Victoria sponge deserves a less complicated upbringing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ukraine UK Aid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58889870246269,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/7859\/4860\/files\/IMG_0594.jpg?v=1791904838","url":"https:\/\/ukraineukaid.org\/products\/towards-the-enemy-the-world-s-least-reassuring-rolling-pin-%f0%9f%98%82","provider":"Ukraine UK Aid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}