🐸 No Prince, No Problem – Green Crochet Frog 🇺🇦💚

🐸👑 Once upon a time, a princess kissed a frog.

Nothing happened.

“Excellent,” said the frog. “I’ve only just got comfortable.” 😂

Meet a little character who is perfectly happy being green. No castle ambitions, no complicated royal ancestry, and absolutely no desire to spend the rest of its life wearing tights and waving from a balcony. 🏰👋

This bright green crochet frog has a cream-coloured lower face, raised googly eyes and a round little body. Slender yarn limbs finish in wonderfully oversized hands and feet, giving it the relaxed appearance of someone who has cancelled their plans and feels marvellous about it. 💚✨

Those eyes lend it a particularly thoughtful expression — perhaps it’s considering a great philosophical question. Such as why fairy tales never ask whether the frog actually wants a career change. 📖🤔

🇺🇦 Part of our Ukrainian fundraising collection, this cheerful character makes a lovely little gift with a purpose. Its fresh green colour would look right at home beside your houseplants, amongst a collection of favourite keepsakes or wherever you could use a friendly face. 🌿💙💛

A charming choice for frog lovers, fairy-tale sceptics and anyone who believes a happy ending can simply involve being yourself. Crown entirely optional. 👑🐸

💝 Every purchase helps support the ongoing humanitarian work of Ukraine UK Aid, assisting communities affected by the war.

And they all lived hoppily ever after. Without a single royal engagement. 💚😂