💀 Green Beret Skull Morale Patch — Still Waiting for Leave

💀 Green Beret Skull Morale Patch — Still Waiting for Leave

All teeth, no small talk, and a facial expression that suggests somebody has just volunteered him for another job. 😬

This embroidered morale patch features a white skull wearing an olive-green beret with a gold-coloured badge. He’s got the headwear perfectly positioned, an impressive set of teeth, and absolutely no cheeks left to turn.

☕ His apparent qualifications include:

• Surviving entirely on strong coffee and sarcasm.

• Hearing “it’ll only take five minutes” and immediately losing the will to live. Again.

• Maintaining a regulation haircut through sheer lack of hair.

• Being told to “look alive” and considering a formal complaint.

A fine addition to a patch collection for anyone whose sense of humour is dark, whose patience is limited, and whose resting face has previously frightened a printer into working.

🛍️ Shop-purchased and unworn. He arrived looking like this. We haven’t put him through the washing machine.

💙💛 All money raised from this sale funds Ukraine UK Aid’s humanitarian work inside Ukraine. A little dark humour helping to do something good. 🚐📦🤝