PUSSYfication — Kristina’s Exclusive Healer Morale Patch

One blue bus. One cheeky comment. Kristina’s verdict: “Super sexist.” So naturally, she made him a patch.

Designed by Kristina for her brother-in-arms with the military call sign “Healer,” this personal patch captures an exchange between comrades—with her response very much part of the joke.

The Story Behind the Patch

As Kristina tells it, Healer experienced what Ukrainians call “bussification”—being picked up from the street in a minibus for military recruitment.

He later joked that he wouldn’t have minded if the blue bus had been full of women.

Kristina told him it was a “super sexist idea”—but made a special patch for him anyway.

The result is PUSSYfication: a blue minibus filled with cats and anime catgirls, complete with pink lettering and paw prints. The name adds a cheeky double meaning to the original slang, turning his remark into a visual joke.

It’s a personal piece of banter, complete with Kristina’s disapproval and her willingness to make sure a memorable comment becomes impossible to live down.

He made the comment. She had the last word—and designed the souvenir.

The Design

The rectangular patch features a blue minibus against a white background, framed by a black border. Cats and illustrated cat-eared characters fill the windows, while the mixed English and Ukrainian wording “PUSSYфікація”runs along the side in pink.

Only Two Ways to Get One

Serve alongside Kristina and receive one personally from her—or buy one here through Ukraine UK Aid.

These are Kristina’s personal patches, made in limited numbers and available to buy exclusively through us.

Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

Features

• Personal patch designed by Kristina for her comrade, call sign Healer

• Blue minibus illustration with cats and anime catgirls

• Pink “PUSSYфікація” lettering and paw-print details

• Rectangular design with a black border

• Available to buy exclusively through Ukraine UK Aid

• Limited numbers, with a story straight from Kristina

Keeping Kristina Moving

We’ve known Kristina since early 2023, when she was helping families displaced by war. Today, she serves with the Marines, flying reconnaissance drones on the front line.

Your purchase helps us keep the L200 pickup we donated to her running, continuing the support we’ve given her for years.

An inside joke for your collection. Practical support for our friend.

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All items for sale by Ukraine UK Aid have been brought back from Ukraine while completing missions in the country, unless stated otherwise.